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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 10:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is there so much hate against black people?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is it better for 2nd generation Western Muslims to marry someone from their parents' country or a western Muslim who was born and raised in the West?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How is the story of Rukmini Devi described in the Harivamsha, Rukminisha Vijaya and Shrimad Bhagavatam?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

No way

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

No, not a chance

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

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