What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 10:27

Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Why is there so much hate against black people?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
No way
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do you know a good lawyer joke?
No, not a chance
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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